Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
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A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.
Boy: Ghaa.
Woman: Must be goin' through your idiot stage, eh?
by DeathByFloyd July 22, 2005
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"you have a small penis"
idiot.
by uneducated lemon April 29, 2011
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Someone who looks up the word "idiot" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what idiot means, god help you Dumbass!
by TravisRex November 18, 2008
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someone who yells before thinking about what they yell.
Joe is an idiot because he yelled at that cop.
by samlad nyltak July 17, 2011
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