Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up

Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.

by Houdini's Magic June 25, 2023

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022