Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it
You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.
by Soran727 June 07, 2021
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hot doogie

a hot doogie is when your about to jizz you pull out jizz in your hands and slap your girl across the face
i gave your sister a hot doogie
by hot doogie May 19, 2016
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hot hangover

A mental disorder suffered by moderate looking to unattractive women who were very attractive less than five years earlier. Onset of this disease usually occurs between the ages of 24-28 and can last well into the 40's. The disease is marked by an overinflated sense of one's looks, accompanied by a standoffish attitude.
"Who does that gloopy mess think she is? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but she must think she looks the same as she did in college. That chubby, crow's feet having bitch has a bad case of hot hangover"
by woodchipper April 18, 2008
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hot-shot

(noun) An intentionally lethal dose of a drug that is introduced into the body by way of intravenous injection
Ricky intended to kill himself, and did so by giving himself a hot-shot of heroin that closed his eyes forever.
by Nikki Stixx March 22, 2019
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Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.
I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.
by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010
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Hot Joulsey

Similar to a hot carl however instead of shitting in a sock, you shit in a helmet and put it on your/someone's head.
Nathan: I just gave myself a Hot Joulsey! Now my head smells like shit.
I had to take off my normal helmet to put on the shit filled helmet!
by Hot Joulsey May 14, 2014
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