Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

by gregben July 6, 2021

hey hillary

A phrase issued to my kids when they attempt to deflect responsibility for a transgression which they should take full responsibility for.

As my son tried to push the blame to mom because his form for a winter ski pass wasn't mailed in time I looked at him and barked "Hey Hillary!)

by dunnro2 November 24, 2016

hey no stop it no

When you don’t want someone to do something

You: Hey shawty
Me :hey no stop it no never say that again
You: :( Why not

Me: No just no I-

by -chocomilkdiva November 4, 2020

Hey /r

A greeting that is intended to be like flirting, by using the romantic tone indicator.

"Hey /r I like you"

by ASHERISAMESS November 24, 2020

Eee hey

A phrase that doesn’t make any sense however fits into just about any sentence. Commonly used among middle aged Keith’s and Karen’s as they try to engage in small talk. Can be said while sipping on a lush cuppa.

Example 1
Sharon: can’t believe that Jemma like she’s drank all me mango diet cokes!
Sharon 2: Eeeee hey, what’s she like eh *sips cuppa and tuts*
Example 2
Granny 1: that pork pie cost me £7! Wasn’t even nice *tuts*
Granny 2: eeee hey

by Bantersauruswolf September 6, 2020

hey emoboy

STOPIT.GETOUTOFMYHEAD.STOP.
WHEN I SLEEP
HE IS THERE

hey emoboy
@here
@everyone
gay

by Juan . January 28, 2021

Hey Hens

A common phrase used by Sims Youtuber Plumbella. Used to group her fanbase.

Plumbella: Hey Hens! How are we all diddly doing? How we all holding up?

by Bunii_ September 11, 2020