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halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast
Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.
by cafcon December 11, 2023
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Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.
How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.
by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024
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halcali

A Japanese band Made in 2002 by 2 Japanese high schoolers
Halcali is known for their top hit Tandem
by bigputinsfillingmeup January 8, 2024
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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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holali

Holali is a pretty girl who doesn’t like to be in big crowds and when holali loves someone she loves them hard. She is the most lovable person after getting to know her. But if you break her trust you lose her and it takes time to gain that back . When you lose a person like holali in your life it will impact you deeply because theirs no person or girl like her or that can replace her. Holali is the most beautiful, thoughtful, promising girl that a man can ask for and anybody is lucky to have her in their presence.
Have you seen Holali? She is so pretty
by Youknowwho23333333 November 19, 2023
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Hallie

Hallies the realest bitch ever dnt playyyy. if u got a hallie DNT LOSE HERRRRRRRR
"whos hallie?"
"realest girl you'll ever meet"
by ermyesno November 20, 2023
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halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices
Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now
by Халал March 28, 2024
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