You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

You got that.

When someone doesn’t really know or agree with someone else’s decision or statement. Then you hit them with the, “ you got that.”

Also another way to say that’s your problem.

Example 1:
*running a scav mission in Tarkov*
P1: “Lets get to extraction.”
P2: *let me just loot this body real quick.”
P1: “Alright bro, you got that.” * proceeds to leave
P2: * gets domed by a sniper.”

Example 2:
Your girl or guy explaining something you’re either not paying attention to or you just don’t understand.

P1: … “you get what I mean.”
P2: “Yo, you got that.”

Example 3:
P1: “help me move the body?”
P2: “yeah, you got that.”

by xxxChickenPopxxx January 15, 2022

You got T Chao'd

The act of cold calling an existing co workers customer without having knowledge of it.

Broski broski that's my customer here look at the email I sent him .
Damn son you got T Chao'd

by Mr.sniffles69 August 10, 2017

You got shagged

When someone’s been done-over or been an idiot

When someone’s been ‘ripped off’ then you got shagged

by Zwel October 22, 2017

you got a cold nose

Another way of saying “your a bitch”

He told her “you got a cold nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.

"You got 2 bucks!?"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

that’s-all you got!

Two people in a discussion. One is loosing the argument and drops the f…..bomb.
The other person says yea: that’s all you got!

I say in response to someone’s statement “that’s a lie, and you know it”. The person says to me f…. you mother f…..! I say yea: that’s-all you got!, you’re done because That’s-All You Got!

by drteebro September 25, 2021