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Graham

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
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William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.
what a William graham type headass
by FagAbuser March 21, 2022
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harrison dement-graham

Harrison D-G is the best person on earth. he's super cool and fun and can be sassy but also really, really funny. he will joke around with you a lot and hopefully make you laugh a lot.
Guy 1: that Harrison is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh you mean Harrison Dement-Graham? Yeah he's awesome
by dominoCKLove&Spirit July 20, 2018
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Graham Rattalla

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...
"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...
by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024
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Graham

A Graham is the funniest guy in the world. On the outside he can be this tough but funny and on the inside he is a big softy. The minute you meet him you fall in love with his beautiful hair and big muscles. He’s one of the best people you will ever meet and you would be an idiot to give him up.
Graham stop joking around we are trying to be serious but secretly keep doing it it’s hilarious.
by Tiger Shark 27 November 14, 2021
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Graham Rattalla

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...
"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...
by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024
mugGet the Graham Rattallamug.

graham pony

Someone who thinks he's famous cause he got interviewed on a lame news station once.. Usually ugly too.
That guy is suchhhh a graham pony boy
by Handles1991 December 5, 2015
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