Filthy zach

Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining

I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole

by Boonshanka March 21, 2022

Filthy Shuffle

When filthy p sees Wings (preferably TGI Fridays) and he feels the need to dance

Hey, did you see how Filthy P gets around wings?
Yup he had to hit that Filthy Shuffle.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016

Filthy Fred

The act of using a meat of choice and violently sticking it up the bartender’s anus

Tyrone: Oh no! Hes doing the Filthy Fred on the bartender!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

The Filthy Kemp

Having rapid anal sex whilst vigorously fisting the pussy all whilst the partner smothers the ‘Filthy Kemp’ in peanut butter and flicks his nipples. All whilst an audience of elderly women watch.

Brian did The Filthy Kemp with Cassandra last night. shit got all over the floor and jizzle.

by THE LATINA January 25, 2023

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022