Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

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Lando fanclub

A fanclub for The super duper awesome lando

Lando fanclub is amazing

by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016

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chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017

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dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

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During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.

Oh man, I got so bored that I did a dirty faellen last night.

by cooldetective September 28, 2020

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