Flidgital

Having to do with trying to teach someone else incorrectly. Being very confident in what you are saying, only to find it incorrect.

Kirt was being flidgital with Lisa, telling her that some snowflakes are the same.

by Webster's HB June 9, 2009

Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

fliddies

flat + tiddies: fliddies (small boobs)

I wish I had big boobs instead I'm stuck with these damn fliddies

by notonetrackminded January 20, 2017

Fluddle

'Fluddle' is a medium sized expanse of surface water, to small to be a Flood, but to big to be a Puddle.

It is an in-between acronym 'FL'OOD + P'UDDLE' = FLUDDLE.

A 'Fluddle' is commonly found on a dodgy B-road in the UK, just after a medium downpour of rain. There will usually be a sign just before it stating there to be a 'Flood' ahead. Upon approach huge disappointment is felt after thinking there to be a Flood ahead, with the possibility of aquaplaning!!! Only to find a 'Fluddle', a medium sized expanse of water with no real name.

by DR FLUDDLE June 2, 2010

Bodily fluids

Blood and piss and cum and puke and snot and pimple juice and ear wax and shit.

Hey there, Missy. I like your bodily fluids. Can we get married?

by S&S32 June 10, 2017

fluddle

the collective noun of the word dick. Similar to flock or gaggle.

Her family is acting like a fluddle of dicks.

by r/atheismwashere July 18, 2011

flid

Fucking Long Island Douche bag

"People from long island are Flids"

by Jersey1187 February 14, 2010