by Strikxh December 04, 2016
People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.
FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."
by u4ug54o3214ih53u4g5y434 December 01, 2007
An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 01, 2017
Basically a fake relationship is a relationship that is not real. In closer detail a fake relationship is a very werid connection between two people. Sometimes In a fake relationship one person isn’t interested in the other. And sometimes there both not interested in each other. A fake relationship can take place because someone in the fake relationship wants attention from others or they don’t wanna be lonely. (DISCALMER: Just because they don’t wanna be lonely doesn’t mean the person running the fake relationship is interested in you) 1# easy way to tell it’s a fake relationship- {if someone is dating someone that is a total opposite from them} 2# {if they spend more time with other girls/boys} 3# {they barely call,text, or have contact with you}.
Bobs parents won the lottery, afterwards Sadie (the hottest girl in his school) asked him out; afterwards he found out she was a gold digger and Sadie told him that it was a fake relationship.
by Sheebootyqeqe March 29, 2018
A fake arianator is someone who knows like one song usually side to side and claims they know everything but they actually spent five minutes skimming a Wikipedia page that they updated
Person 1i love Ariana Grande so much
Fake arianatoromg yes I know the words to side to side
Person 1really? Any other song?
Fake arianatoromg yes I know the words to side to side
Person 1really? Any other song?
by Arianxtor 4 lyfe October 07, 2017
Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
by a_random_stranger November 01, 2017
by River rat man April 25, 2017