Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

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Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 02, 2020

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Evil Ellen

When a girl is mean to her core.

My god how mean is Ellen? She scares me :(.

Boy 1: Yo that girl is tight!
Boy 2: Nah blud that ho is a massive evil Ellen.

by BigDaddyMaysmor January 20, 2011

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evil dick

A rotten dildo collector from limerick Saskatchewan

Evil dick sure has a lot of dildos

by stinkhole jammer February 08, 2014

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get evil

Getting evil is getting as fucked up as you can in a short amount of time

Bro, i'm gonna get evil tonight

by fratboiidante February 13, 2017

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Evil Bobblehead

creepy, sadistic little smiling toy that looks cute and funny. When it says "yes" it really means "no" it makes you want to kill yourself. He waits for you in the dark lounge at night. If you don't kill yourself the evil bobblehead will.................

Trisha "i bought this bobblehead at the toy store cause it looked so cute and now it keeps staring at me."

Edward"dud it want's to kill you. Watch your back it is a evil bobblehead!!!!"

by scarletwitch June 02, 2011

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