deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

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a type of nut, but you use for a comeback or roast.

Hey! What should I cook for my mom tonight?
Deez Nuts.

by waebynn January 23, 2022

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Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition

" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"

by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 5, 2023

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my brother called me today and said that deez nuts came in the mail

by gsdixvdhhdihinirjihfiujfdoijvo December 21, 2021

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Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke

me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH

by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022

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