David

A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)

My friend is pretty annoying, he's a David.

by well then ._. June 7, 2018

David

Absolutely NOT a ninja.

That ninja is obviously NOT a David.

by Fourreelz June 19, 2019

David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

david

david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho

Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!

Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david

by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018

David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

David

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.

David is so cute

by Alana14 February 12, 2019