Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.

That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 02, 2024

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cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 09, 2019

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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022

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