muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

Dallas Cake

When you're licking somebody's anus and they prolapse onto your face/mouth.

"I was licking Tracy out but then she Dallas Cake'd all over my chin."

by PaoloWanchope1950 May 28, 2013

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 17, 2013

worm cake

Something at appears nice or fun on the surface, but underneath is scary/terrifying/disgusting/spoopy.

FNAF world seemed innocent enough, but upon playing it, I realized it was just a worm cake.

by EonOverdrive December 25, 2016

Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert

Damn, Sammie has that life cake

by Dgklegit March 18, 2017

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Guvnuh cake

British slang for pot brownies.

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.

by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018