contamifucked

When you are have to be exposed unwillingly to a toxic agent (ie COVID19) and no matter what you do you cannot get clean. You are destined to get the illness from the toxic agent.

None of my deliveries came from amazon today. I have to go out to the store, get contamifucked, just to get food and toilet paper.

by vilesmile666 August 18, 2021

Contage

When someone coughs or sneezes near someone and they catch the illness

Be careful she might contage you

by Wz.dd September 6, 2021

Contaminati

1. A class of people that are declining in social stature, health, or mental ability after becoming tainted by exposure to or the adoption of a unclean, poisonous, or polluting ideology.

2. Any group who on the surface appears to rally people under a common cause, while maintaining a secret aim of destroying or otherwise sabotaging them.

Sick of seeing the contaminati at my job promoting the separation of American blacks and Africans.

by Youth October 4, 2021

Cartaxana

The name of a God from Portugal, funny af, gorgeous, type of guy that one day you laugh and the other you sit on his… D.

“Cartaxana fechas bué bem”
“Mais um canhão? Cartaxana tás louco”

by CartaG November 21, 2021

contagiology

The study of worldwide diseases.

Scientists are studying every disease based on contagiology.

by SillySalleh January 5, 2022

Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Skin Container

a vessel for carrying alcohol or other liquids, particularly when BYOB is prohibited.

Betty Bartender: "You will be 86'ed if you are seen bringing your own booze onto the premises."

Larry Lush: "What if I bring it in my own skin container?"

by The Drunk Whisperer March 25, 2009