Wearing big black 80's sunglasses and those brimmed hats. And, when you walk you have to snap you fingers while moving at a 45 degree angle toward your destination. Or being the one known as Tits McGee.
"Yeah, he was so cool that he had a group of people move in unison with him!" OR; "Yeah, she is cool"
by cheeseygoodness February 13, 2010

An imaginary ideal a person has about themselves to help them feel good about their lives, especially when they have no meaningful value in it.
I swear, these people who try to be cool often forget that no one else notices, because they themselves are trying hard to be cool.
by CLTran24 September 25, 2010

What you say when you really just don't give a shit and the person talking just won't shut the fuck up.
Person 1: OMG I JUST SAW THE COOLEST, OMG I LIKE THAT HOUSE, OMG SO THIS KID WAS ALL HEY AND I WAS LIKE WTF?!
Person 2: Fucking cool...
Person 2: Fucking cool...
by JuanMcberto April 10, 2010

Wearing a bathing suit all day, drinking beer while tubing down a river, getting dehydrated, all the while wading through the water that everyone is peeing in.
"I don't like tubing. I don't like the idea of Wearing a bathing suit all day, drinking beer for seven hours getting dehydrated, all the while wading through the water that everyone is peeing in. Its just not cool."
"What? Thats pretty much the definition of cool!"
"What? Thats pretty much the definition of cool!"
by crap weasel August 20, 2009

by allieson715 June 28, 2008
