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barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"
by clairebear31 May 6, 2010
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said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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popular kids at conestoga

the word has deep roots in India, but that has nothing to do with anything. ever.

popular kids at conestoga = fuckers.
The popular kids at conestoga are fuckers. (substitute definition)
by Jamie Wills March 12, 2005
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taken out of context

A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.
Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."
by JohnJF October 3, 2008
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Relatable Content

I’m gonna look at some relatable Content today!
by Relatable Content May 3, 2018
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good content

Yo, that’s so good content right there! *Erin do YIAY*
by NotJackFilms May 6, 2018
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content

A wide variety of information that makes facebook pages fun including personal information, photos, videos, audio, music, games, groups, applications and other topics of interest limited only by imagination.

facebook content.

cowbell.
1. Your facebook pages are bare, get some content!

2. I just uploaded some new content to my facebook account.

3. Loved your new facebook profile photo, sexy content!

4. Excellent content! Especially your facebook notes.

5. Your content is pretty good, but I could have a little more cowbell!
by mortgagecommitments March 28, 2010
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