Ragerunner Coil

If you use it, you're garbage.

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I have enough money on the game but I don't buy a ragerunner coil because I don't believe in pay to win stuff and because I am confident I can win without

People who use ragerunner coil are spineless

by methaddict666 March 30, 2022

Butt Coil

A very specific tool, meant to coil inside the butt.

"Hey Will, where did you put your Butt Coil?"
"Did you check the Butt Coil Cabinet?"

by PlsLetMeUseJam April 3, 2022

Moist Coiler

Taking a shit in the shower.

My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.

by Tommie Tank July 21, 2022

jump coil

BOING (boing)

Jump coil

by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.

"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"

by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024

Impossible Conclusion Fallacy

The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.

"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

hot coiling

The first shit taken after eating ethnic food.

Man, my guts hurt so bad. I was sweating and cursing profusely while hot coiling the bowl

by Jeevesforyou December 31, 2024