Commit Verbalase

commit verbalase means spending 50k on porn

I got canceled because i commit verbalase

by Titan TV Man Plush March 18, 2024

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018

commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 20, 2024

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 21, 2021

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 16, 2022

Commit

Commit basically means to do something and is often used by people in the form of jokes or in place of the word "do".
Example
"Time to commit noob murder in CoD:M" means "Time to kill noobs in CoD:M"

"Aight guys I'mma go and commit dishes."
"Time to commit sleep"

by Wizard man 5797 June 24, 2021

Commit

Commit: Putting dedication to a particular person or thing

" You can't commit crimes against humanity if you don't consider them humans "

by coreweeee August 29, 2021