Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024

Colton

colton, a true king. hes usually spotted in the wild. He is a football. likes to snipe people.

yo bro have you seen colton today?
yeah bro he was seen with jacob savoie earlier

by coltonisking February 19, 2024

Colton

A Viking warrior who has Scandinavian blood and only fancy's Swedish women.

ex colton

by mrthiccums July 20, 2022

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022