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Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.
"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"
by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008
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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.
Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.
by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010
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chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.
"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"
by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007
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Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!
Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"
by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012
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Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.
by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012
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Chuck Norris

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.
by Poundface February 5, 2010
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