Christovery

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.

Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

Christhor

A person who seems mean because of their size but in reality is a sweet giant. Usually towers at, or above, six feet tall but does not like any sport of any kind. Christhor is a sweet and caring person who takes care of their friends better than their own selves. They’re a social butterfly... only to those Christhor trusts. It will take a long time before Christhor warms up to you and when they do you’re allowed to do anything to them and they wouldn’t care. However, when Christhor feels like his friends or family is being threatened it’ll look like Christhor changed into a completely different person. Aggression takes over and their thought process slowly starts to fade as Christhor sets his/her mind on beating the threat to a pulp. In spite of this, Christhor is also a teddy bear, so feel free to lean on, rest on, or hug Christhor cause their hugs will change your life.

Bro, he looks nice but don’t mess with Christhor, he’ll mess you up.

Did you know Christhor is an Aquarius?

Christhor’s literally a god, Thor.

by BeenAnonymousSince1923 February 11, 2020

Christchurch Adventure Park

"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.

I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.

by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021

christhea

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She has a good sense of humor and is fun to be with. She may be joyful outside, but she's fragile to handle inside. Be careful! She might also sting you with her straightforwardness. SHE'S LOVABLE AND DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD AND THE PRETTIEST ANGEL YOU'LL MEET

Christhea is an angel and will always be.

by phylliana November 28, 2021

Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.

"Hey, Christeria!"

by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021

Christalerie

Christalerie is a word used to ship Chris and Valerie.

Christalerie

by peeepeepooopoo April 28, 2022

Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011