Oh Christopher

When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

Oh Christopher, why did you do that?

by Zlei February 7, 2020

christopher nuno

A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .

Christopher Nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him .

Christopher uses girls

by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018

Christopher Nolan

1. A name for the G.O.A.T

2. A cinematic genius who creates mind-boggling movies that requires an IQ above 200 to understand.

3. Does not like chairs on the set when filming!

4. The bender of Time.

Every Christopher Nolan films presents a unique setting with interesting yet complex characters, plot and stories put together on a surprising twist.

by pacificshell50 August 12, 2022

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.

That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!

by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Christopher Curry

To be a Christopher Curry..you must be
1) tall,
2)amazing
3)smart
4)a leader by example
5)funny
6)creative
7)an outstanding friend

8) a loyal man
9) a God-fearing man
10) a great bestfriend.💙💜💯🔥

You are such a Christopher Curry.🔥💯

by StangerDangerBasser🎓 November 3, 2017

Christopher Berry

a rapper from the Youtube Rap group "JockNerds"

the best rappers every featuring Kyle Yankovich, Robert Johnson Jr., And Evyn Yankovich.
PLEASE SIGN THEM THEY DESERVE IT!

We Love you Christopher Berry!

by JockNerd Fans January 2, 2011