by littlemisscrazyq March 21, 2019
Get the Chloe mug.Was once a fair maiden adrift at sea with her fisherman husband and children of 3.
Every morrow she rose the sail; that is until her skin turned pale.
For a herd of disease ridden pirates took her as slave; but to one of them her heart she gave away.
In a box she stayed as her beloved took care of her. Little did she know her husband was out searching for the scavengers.
After years and years with thy Chloe’s nag, the pirate was diagnosed with the bionic plague.
So basically kinda a bitch
Every morrow she rose the sail; that is until her skin turned pale.
For a herd of disease ridden pirates took her as slave; but to one of them her heart she gave away.
In a box she stayed as her beloved took care of her. Little did she know her husband was out searching for the scavengers.
After years and years with thy Chloe’s nag, the pirate was diagnosed with the bionic plague.
So basically kinda a bitch
by Definitely not Chloe March 23, 2019
Get the Chloe mug.thicc af and will fight back at anytime and she really rich and she does whatever she wants whether you like it or not, she is hella funny and she only has on brand clothes, she is super pretty and super nice, and she is a super awesome best friend and a tic tok god but most importantly she has a lot of ass
kid:*looking at chloe’s ass
Chloe:*doesn’t care
kid : *telling friends woahhhh look at chloe’s ass
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Chloe:*doesn’t care
kid : *telling friends woahhhh look at chloe’s ass
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by urmommy69 April 17, 2019
Get the Chloe mug.A perfect girl, normally hot as hell and has a big ass. Chloes are super MOTHAFUCKIN loyal and will never stab you in the back. Chloes are the kindest, down to earth girls you will ever meet. They'll always be by your side and will always love you, even if you're an asshole to them. They can do dumb things, but it's all in good fun, bc you love her anyway. She'll always be there for you, so fuckin be there for her fuck face
Person: *is crying in the corner*
Chloe: what's wrong?
Person: my girlfriend broke up with me
Chloe: that fucking bitch, let's go get ice cream and watch a movie and forget about that bitch, I'm the only girl you need!!
Person: awwww you're definitely a Chloe, you're so perfect!!!
Chloe: what's wrong?
Person: my girlfriend broke up with me
Chloe: that fucking bitch, let's go get ice cream and watch a movie and forget about that bitch, I'm the only girl you need!!
Person: awwww you're definitely a Chloe, you're so perfect!!!
by StupidBitch69420 April 18, 2019
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by FriendlyGirlNextDoor September 29, 2019
Get the Chloe mug.Chloe is usually a hairy ape that gets bracelets of her special someone, The very rare species of “chloe” the sullys hairy protector called chewbaka has a very intimidating other most likely called Vaughan, this creature uses unusual intimidating tactics as when he feels scared his freckles will come out to scare his opponent if this fails he will use his final tactic and put u against the wall.
Person 1 : hey is that chewbaka !
Person 2 : omg I think it is !
Person 3 : no it’s not it’s just Chloe guys clam down and say sorry she will most likely forgive you.
Person 2 : omg I think it is !
Person 3 : no it’s not it’s just Chloe guys clam down and say sorry she will most likely forgive you.
by Chloe fat ass October 6, 2019
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by paint47 October 6, 2019
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