“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Junkyard mug.Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
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Get the Chinese hat mug.Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.
by Word that make you laugh October 22, 2020
Get the chinesed it up mug.Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
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Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
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