Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.

"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"

by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015

chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.

Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.

by Drunkerooni March 25, 2017

Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.

“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021

Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021

Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.

I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire

by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017

The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.

"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."

by Just_Tom April 9, 2010