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Cabin Door

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.
My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.
by friday night October 9, 2009
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Cakin weather

Rainy or stormy weather that makes you want to do nothing but stay inside snuggled up with your significant other.
Gonna stay inside with my baby watching movies on the couch until the rain stops. Cakin weather!
by emrysaki April 24, 2010
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Calvin

Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.
He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.
by Olivia Andersen May 24, 2018
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cainese

name of the language of when someone who makes typos doesn't correct their spelling and leaves it up to the reader to decipher what they're saying.
Person one, through text: yohwgivb me a cainese.senren3

Person two: what?

Person 3: she's asking you to give her a cainese sentence, in cainese
by glump September 7, 2020
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Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011
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Shaft of Cain

History-

After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.

In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.

From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.
by HistoryofMan August 26, 2019
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calvin goldspink

calvin goldspink is a member of s club 8 (s club juniors)

is the hottest boy alive.

stars on the television program i dream
calvin is hot and really hot. he was born on 24th january 1989

favourite colour : green
by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005
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