If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 15, 2024
When a man fills his anus with beard butter, then expresses it on another man’s face while eating a hot sandwich.
by Jack Dorsey 2 March 13, 2022
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”
by Haymen81 August 29, 2022
The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 28, 2023
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 09, 2020
by EddieBrock5 March 20, 2024
The act of hog tying a female during intercourse and pouring buffalo sauce all over her, you, and two others; then jizzing in all of her holes.
Person 1: Yo dude, did you have fun last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, I can’t believe she let us Buffalo Creampie her!
Person 2: Yeah man, I can’t believe she let us Buffalo Creampie her!
by Durk December 03, 2023