chicken corn cob gravy

Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.

Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!

by milmar August 8, 2003

Cob on

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

by Xdst33 November 10, 2018

Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

by tommdogg December 5, 2007

cob knobber

someone who is a lame idiot face

jon: lolz he such a cob knobber

Dan: roflmao gawd

by Daniel Stiffwood July 2, 2008

cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

by The man December 14, 1999

Corn Cob

Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.

Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!

by idiotwithacomputer May 29, 2013

kentucky corn cob

after drinking naty light and eating corn have your partner suck your dick from behind while having the beer shits.

the night before there was a corn cob eating contest and dollar naty light drafts at the bar. then my girlfriend starting suckin me off from the back and i woke up farted and beer and corn shit all over her head! hence the kentucky corn cob

by wookpook February 26, 2009