bullerized

When you interrupt an intimate moment between a cow and bull in a barn that results in bull seman showering your face

I just got bullerized in the barn. I will never do that to a female because I know how it feels now

by funnyfarm September 26, 2025

Buffery

Evil action by evil or stupid people that leads to unintended consequences for all, such that every one gets it in the ass in some way. A portmanteau of "butt" and "fuckery", as in messing around with things you don't understand.

The 2020 election was so poorly run it's complete buffery

by Zakillah October 11, 2025

Bumfer

A bumfer is a term of endearment for a person or creature smaller than average

Hello my little bumfer, how are you doing today?

by BigBumMan October 22, 2025

Bulder

An old, but loving dog. These dogs are usually 12 years or older, and don't have the same energy they used to.

Look at that tired dog! He's a real Bulder...

by Hansiboiii420 December 10, 2025

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009