A man who can look like a cowboy yet wants a goddamn bottle of thick milk like an old man. Also loves to dance wildy to footloose like some sort of “dancing queen”.
“Footloose comes on the radio in class”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
by Wriggly Turd Man April 26, 2022
Get the Brockmug. The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
Get the Brock Bertrammug. by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
Get the Dr Brock Landersmug. Muskan Brock is one of the sweetest person and her husband is Colby Brock. They have two kids and live happily together. Muskan is one of clumsy people you will meet and she can make you laugh anytime.
Person 1- heyyy you heard about Brock's new boo?
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
by Sncforever1002 November 24, 2021
Get the muskan brockmug. Brock
by IDOG5 April 24, 2022
Get the Brockmug. *insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
by hearts.for.colbs_ January 24, 2023
Get the colby brockmug. A girl who isn't perfect, but has a nice ass and is a total babe. She gets most of the guys, but she can be a complete bitch to the other girls and is slut that blows every guy she can get with. She has a new guy every week, she gets them to fall for her, then breaks their hearts. She is a heartbreaker and doesn't care because the next day, it will be someone new.
by robbiglow97 June 11, 2011
Get the Heavenly Brockmug.