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Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
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Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
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Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.
Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!
by שואה (sheckles) October 6, 2016
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Blind channel

Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.
by Ollinpuhtaatsukat.fi November 25, 2021
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.
So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.
by shtooops November 15, 2009
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Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing
by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012
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