disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019

Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014

Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.

OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro

by Mag 56 November 29, 2020

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

Blind Clan

Blind brings together the best players to compete on gaming’s biggest stages. We are a team of passionate and skilled gamers. To also mention our clan contains skilled gamers that go by certain names, our members our, BlindEddie(Founder), BlindAdam(co- leader), Blind_hafa(co-leader) and BlindKilla(co-leader).Every Friday Blind will have zone wars on the clans own map. Also, the clan may host events like arena, scrims, clan wars, Blind Friday, and 1v1 tournaments.

If you want to be noticed by Blind Clan use #blindclanrcon Yt and instagram

by Blind Clan August 5, 2019