older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008

baseball

The act of smoking the street drug, crack, usually out of a glass pipe shaped like a bat.

He gave into the pressure and played baseball at the party.

by Andrew123 June 13, 2005

Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.

Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t

by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 18, 2019

West Iredell Baseball

Full of over confident "Baseball players" whose fathers pay their way through every season. 70 percent of this baseball team are complete douchebags. The other 30 percent are badasses. The coaching staff consists of one midget, one jew, and one arian nazi. The jew is the only one that is truely hated by all baseball players.

1) The jew coach quit his job because of hot temperatures during the West Iredell Baseball game.
2) The jew coach was beaten by a arian ex West Iredell Baseball player

by West Iredell Haters March 18, 2011

Baseball Roidal

This is what happens when you talk to someone who likes baseball so much, that they think that no other sport could possibly ever compare in physical ability. They even think sports like Hockey, Martial Arts, and say Rock Climbing require infinitely less skill and ability than baseball, and then dog the sport so much that the person gets pissed off enough not to talk to you.

Mr. Mason can tend to get a little Baseball Roidal when you talk about baseball around him.

by Bill W March 25, 2004

baseball - game

This is not a sport, thats why everone who plays it has little squinty eyes and drools uncontrollably. Was invented as a means of disposing of rotten mangoes.

Wow. look at that little squinty eyed man hit the mango into the field, hes a really good baseball player

by frankietherabbit September 6, 2005

Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball

The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.

The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!

If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.

If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.

by Snakehunter October 13, 2008