ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

by Lehry March 11, 2009

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

bandity

bandity: A militia term for criminals.

There's a a bunch bandity's.

by EAZY-T October 22, 2007

bandit

when juice wrld says I'm the definition of a bandit

When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
Put the Percs down and picked up the jiggas, jiggas, jiggas
Tommy in the fucking Tommy Hilfiger, 'figer, 'figer
That Tommy hit a nigga, Tommy Hilfiger, fuck niggas
I'm nice, when I'm high off the pills, I'ma fuck with her
I don't smoke skunk, but tonight I'm getting stuck, nigga
Pour the codeine up and put some molly in the cup with it
I know she a freak, uh-huh, she gon' fuck with it
She my velcro, uh-huh, guess I'm stuck with her
I dive in it like a sailor, I love to nail her
Addicted to her paraphernalia, I had to tell her
I see it like a fortune teller
Your ex-nigga did good, I could do better
Bad bitch from the woods,

by trippie wed November 6, 2019

Bankie

The free market capitalist equivalent of a tankie. A fan of Austrian School Economics, free trade, unrestricted capitalism, libertarianism, and possibly Anarcho-Capitalism.

The world would be so much better if every country adopted Austrian Economics and got rid of the welfare state.

Dude you're such a bankie!

by Militron8 March 2, 2021