Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes

OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor

by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011

batch

Something that has been produced on a mass scale, and therefore loses any coolness it might have had, basically somethin that is totally shit.

His car is proper batch

by micky finn March 7, 2007

batch

to cook meth

1. They are going to batch.
2. Is this batch any good?

by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004

bitchyfied Hank

A male that makes a bitch move and looses all respect, no longer owns his balls

This nigga playing on my phone, he's such a "bitchyfied Hank".

by J. GuCCi August 5, 2009

Batch

West Ireland variation of the word "bitch". Became prominent through Irish TV Show 'Hardy Bucks' and, as of yet can be used in circumstances where swear words would not be tolerated. Alternatives include nicknames, to get a girl's attention, swear word and used almost exclusively as a prelude to call your girlfriend and get her to make a sandwich.

Appropriate with use of a countryside Irish accent. If spoken any way otherwise, fines may be issued.

"Here, batch.....make me a sandwich"

"Batch, where have you been?!"

"You're some batch for not going to mass"

"Luis Suarez is the biggest batch known to man"

by Beeforoni September 12, 2014

Sig Ol' Batch

The nether-regions of a the very large, rare animal known as the riggopotomus

Get your Sig Ol' Batch away from me!

by GhettoBraket October 17, 2003

Bitchy waiter

Annoying homo famous for posting pictures of kids and bitching on his blog. Known for having thousands of followers, most of them being Prius driving liberal servers with OCD.

The bitchy waiter got pissed at his table and posted a picture of their check and lame tip.

by idrisbkj May 11, 2014