Hamburger menu

The hamburger menu is where you find all the obscure references that nobody but you gets. (If anyone knows where I got the name from, pastamancer is best class DONT lie)
Hey how do I mute
That one guy who play KoL: you can find it in the hamburger menu!
That... doesn’t exist
by *firesashotgunduringstealth* December 31, 2020
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candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
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going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.
Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?
by thrashcomics December 30, 2020
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hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.
She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!
by Iraq-Irate July 24, 2009
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Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.
Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.
by Bilal H. August 18, 2010
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Hamburger meat

A term used to describe some wet and bloody pussy
My girl got some hamburger meat so we smashing tonight
by Knegust April 23, 2019
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knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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