elephant mafia

smuggling peanuts and or peanut product

we are the elephant mafia

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

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sambar mafia

A bunch of ignorant South Indian Brahmins (claiming to be strict vegetarians) who have the tendency to spew shit and mindless nonsense in the name of having a meaningful conversation. They also never miss an opportunity to indulge in an orgy of verbal diarrhoea when they realize their fellow sambar mafians are around.

My audit team is dominated by Sambar Mafia.

by kumar9920 December 30, 2014

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work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.

"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"

by cin- May 5, 2014

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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

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crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

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