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Thot Tots

Pre pubescent thots ranging between the ages of 12-15.
These Freshman are all thot tots, seniors can't keep their skeney swipers of them.
by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019
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Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
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Oklahoma Tater Tot

Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.
Baby, I want an Oklahoma Tater Tot for desert tonight after the Alabama Hot pocket.
by JP2HR August 23, 2019
mugGet the Oklahoma Tater Totmug.

Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
mugGet the Tot Armormug.

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).
"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
by Loaked March 14, 2009
mugGet the pooter totsmug.

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.
My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.
by Giggles555 December 24, 2017
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Cabbage Tots

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013
mugGet the Cabbage Totsmug.

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