Sage

A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.

Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.

by wrexham July 22, 2022

sage

Word for drugs that dies not sound like drugs.

No sage was allowed at the rave.

by ='srtrx September 1, 2019

Sage

Sage is probably the nicest guy in the room, not only is he attractive but his comforting and a bit sarcastic energy always attracts people. He is most likely to tell cheesy dad jokes or start telling you about a nerdy horror movie. Sage is literally a walking ball of happiness spreading good vibes throughout the room. Red flags don't exist for this amazing man.

Sage is such a great friend!

Sage is hilarious.

I love Sage's energy!

by Khaiii December 30, 2021

Sage

Sage is so sexy , she can take anybody nigga whenever she wants to even when she doesn’t want him .

🥷🏼 - “ OMG IM BOUTA BUST A NUT ”

no bitch can faze her , she always has felt like no bitch is fucking with her even on her worse of days , not on their birthdays or nothing .

BERRY AVENUE IS HER WORLD .

Sage , is a very pretty girl

by aa’liyaah miller August 3, 2024

sage

It is the condition of possessing superior wisdom. It is based on sacred, spiritual, mystical knowledge, experiences, myths, traditions, ascesis, rituals, symbols, poetry, intuition and orality.

The sage is one who holds superior knowledge.

by tradical July 1, 2023

Sage

A person who typically says publicly they’re a good person but when you talk to them alone they become the most racist, fatphobic piece of shit you’ll ever meet

Sage: Yeah I support Indian people *mocks them*

Also Sage:

Don’t say pizza pizza that’s racist!

by Lsjsjxjx April 29, 2023

Sage Queen Alice

Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.

No approach could potentially illustrate Thine divine eminent omnipotence, Sage Queen Alice.

by Despapito November 21, 2021