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Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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National Booty Pic Day

April 8th is national booty pic day where u just send a booty pic
by CrowbarJimmyBo April 7, 2019
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Colonizer Booty

Man that colonizer booty look nice
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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Booty Fever

When a person who came from jail continues to show habits they have gotten from jail. E.G making jail food. Called booty fever because they play with your booty in jail.
“Man my dad keeps making that disgusting jail food!”
“Oh your dad probably has Booty Fever.”
by Natewhatareyoudoingman September 15, 2025
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booty

A double bubble shaped figure below your back. If big, then pronounced "cake" If small, pronounced "pancake"
You got that cake. I got that pancake. But she got the average booty.
by polkahonas4 June 27, 2014
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booty snorkeler

PFC who snorkels the booty like no tomorrow
I'm a pfc booty snorkeler and I'm here to jack your booty hole up
by PFC booty snorkeler February 3, 2019
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booty olympics

Having stomach or taking a dump problems hence your body specifically doing the most like it’s competing in the Olympics.
Jimmy had to miss work because of the booty Olympics
by WTFBRUH11 December 26, 2020
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