Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

Bro

"Bro" is commonly used in a pronoun-esque way. It is replaced by "he" or "they (singular), but is also used for the ladies (she, they) too, because "bro" in it's original context is used gender neutrally.

Over text, use a skull to add comedic effect.

Guy: Man this math homework is hard!
Smarter Guy: Bro has to have down syndrome💀

by Elmo 21 January 10, 2023

Bro by bro

When a bro gives an unnecessarily long explanation or description of something, often to a woman who didn't ask for the information (see mansplaining).

"Josh, can you keep it succinct? I don't need a bro by bro"

by EDOWG October 19, 2025

Bro WTF

It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!

Bro WTF are you doing?

by Excalibur III December 9, 2023

Bro 10.0

Bro 10.0 is a person with a tiny dick

*person* my god you have such a bro 10.0

*guy* kys dumb hoe

by Bumbumstinky July 28, 2022

Bro-Chillin

relaxing while hand is near their privates. Often used when hands are cold.

"Why is you're hand in your pants!?" "Relax, I'm just Bro-Chillin"

by Yikes247 November 4, 2020

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023