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mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos
I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.
by noladoc April 26, 2014
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Leng ting with a fat back

The best phrase ever its a mad ting ennit bossman tbf boss spud on that drilla
by bigman98765434321 November 6, 2020
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makin the beast with two backs

Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby
by Vern October 16, 2002
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back alley butt slut

a dirty slut who sneaks around in back alleys gettin her butt sex on
That back alley butt slut that me poke her in the brown out behind the liquor shop.
by hefa January 8, 2007
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Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.
Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
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Back Door Pain Train

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
by RunsWithWetBuffalo April 21, 2009
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