Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

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Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank

"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"

by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020

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by Iwrotejuliajoyce February 21, 2021

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Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

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