values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

ass perfume

literally farts
but more gentle

Oh Shit Man!
Elena Sprayed Her Ass Perfume At Us Again!

by Berius June 6, 2016

Catch perfect

To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.

"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."

by Jean Albæk January 26, 2017

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

Barnstorming performance

Something exciting and energetic

It was a barnstorming performance.

by MsDai April 6, 2017