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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!
by GustavoS June 4, 2013
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National Kiss Day

A day on August 16 where anyone can kiss whoever they like without making it a big deal . No attachments
Troy: it’s August 16th , I think I’m gonna kiss kelsie

Austin: yeaaa do it , it is national kiss day so go for it
by assholebreakfast👽 August 15, 2019
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National kiss day

The day for girls to kiss guys or guys to kiss girls or really anyone like nobody cares
Yo bro it’s national kiss day go kiss Jess

Alright I got you

Ugh why would you do that

It’s national kiss day lmao
by Sully1223 October 4, 2019
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Selsey Kiss

To fart directly into the mouth of another person. Named after the seaside town where the practice has been popularised.
I nearly shat myself giving Michael a Selsey Kiss!
by Jeremy657 June 26, 2025
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National kiss your crush

I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day
by Tbhhiss32 January 15, 2022
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kiss your bf list 4th day

16.10 it's kiss you bf list 4th day!!
"hi Jack"
"hi?"
"can i kiss you"
"why"
"because is kiss your bf list 4th day!!"
by horsegirl09 October 14, 2020
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