green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

Mr Green jeans

Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc

Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..

by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024

green fn

You say this when you shoot your shot with a girl and make it, smooth asl.

*This is a reference from NBA 2k, when you shoot your shot and it’s perfect, the bar turns green,

Basically you’re the rizzler. An absolute bucket. You bagged her.

Jaquavious: I’m boutta rizz her up.

Imani: you got it bro
Jaquavious: *successfully rizzes up bad btc*
Imani: green fn.

by Bigsexxyyy March 10, 2024

Toxic Green Flag

A person who is a green flag but occasionally may seem unintentionally toxic.

You're such a toxic green flag

by siawroteapost January 10, 2024

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

Green

A colour

STOP PAINTING THE WALL GREEN ITS NOT YOUR WALL ITS JALAPEÑO’S !!!!

by Shoyo_hinata_is.cool herself February 3, 2021

Green

I saw it your eyes…
Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance…
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)

hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…

There you will find balls of green…
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)

Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!

by a dream and 💔 August 5, 2024