Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.

Its just a two man

by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023

Mr Two Bites

This phrase is used to describe a legend who prove the doubters wrong.

‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE

by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023